Hi! We’re the McFaddens.

A husband-and-wife duo based near Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, creating handcrafted goods for families, homes, and celebrations..

With our 3D printer, laser cutter/engraver, and CNC machine, we build unique, personalized pieces for kids, birthdays, weddings, and everyday life. Whether you're in Gettysburg, Hanover, Littlestown, or anywhere in Adams County, we love making custom items that spark joy and creativity.

Our story began in 2018 when we crafted a wooden mobile for our daughter—something we couldn’t find anywhere else. Friends and family loved it, and before long, we were filling orders and growing our little workshop.

From birthday cake toppers and party décor to wooden toys and photography risers, we design pieces that are both fun and functional.

You can find us at local vendor markets in Gettysburg and surrounding towns, sharing our latest creations with the community. Not nearby? We ship nationwide through our online shop, so families across the country can enjoy our work.

The name The Theoretical Woodworker started as a joke—Brittani was always dreaming up more projects than she finished. (Spoiler: now she finishes plenty!)